Serial Dating Blunders (continued)

Scenario 9: Mr Nerd Alert
I feel pretty bad about this one… but I couldn’t make myself sit down at a table with a guy that wears a check shirt with a tie and a pee-pot hairstyle.
I just walked past and never contacted him again.

Scenario 10: Mr Mentally Unstable aka Mr Co-worker
Read the Dating Diaries, Mr Co-worker. This is a real gem of a story.

After 2 years of saying no to dates with this guy and using the excuse that I don’t date co-workers, I resigned from the company. On my final day I went ‘round saying goodbye to everyone including this guy.

Apparently when I was out of earshot, Mr Co-worker told everyone what a bitch I am and that he was glad that I am gone.

The weird thing is, he send me a sms asking me out for coffee and he phoned me to ask me out on a date the weekend after I left the company. I’m just glad I didn’t accept this psycho’s invites.

Scenario 11: Mr Doesn’t Get The Message aka Mr Co-worker
Read the Dating Diaries, Mr Co-worker – sorry, but this guy gave me a lot of material to write about!

This guy asked out every girl in one of my previous companies. If a girl says no… he’ll ask out the next one. If everyone says no, he would start again at the beginning.

He would take a simple greeting and think that is a come-on to ask you out.

Date 16: The Coffee Date (English guy)

Apparently I am the first girl he met off the internet but I won’t be the last one to find him a bit rude.

Why? He kept on checking out the cricket score. I know that I can hold down a conversation, but this was me against the score.

The Explanation:
Nice one asking a girl out for coffee and then watching cricket. All attention on the girl buddy. Thanks.

The Verdict
No.

Date 17: The Drink-A-Jerkoff (English guy)

I seem to attract weirdos. Lots of them.

He got the compliments part right. As the night progressed Mr got turned on and thought that he could share that piece of information with me. Then he really stuck his foot in it by asking me if I would be willing to touch him. It got worse… when I declined “his generous offer”, he ased if he could jerk-off so we could continue the date.

The Explanation:
Guys, unless you know that a girl is the type to just do it with anyone – don’t share. Women are not there for your sexual pleasure. You will treat us with the utmost respect.

The Verdict
No. No. No. No. No. No. No…

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