Anyone for a bizcard?

What would you do if you got handed a guy's business card?
You have never met him. He lives in your complex. He has obviously seen you entering your house.

This is my take on it.
ARE YOU STALKING ME YOU FREAK?!
Don't sent me your business card - I don't want to do business with you.
Thank you for adding your unit number - I'll be sure not to go knocking on your door.

In short guys, if you want to meet a girl in your complex - try introducing yourself in person.

The 101 on guys - continued

Mr Facial Hair
This might be just me – maybe I’m the strange one. I cannot ever date a guy with facial hair. It completely freaks me out. Stubble is ok – even sexy – a bushy mustache or beard is disgusting!

Mr Playboy/Smooth Operator
This guy will break your heart. Unfortunately, we all love a bad boy. He knows how to smooth talk his way into your head. He is ruthless when trying to acquire his next victim.

Mr Borderline Stalker
He asks you out – repeatedly. Walking past him and nodding a greeting is considered a come-on.

The 101 on guys (Part 1)

Mr Whiner
Recognize this?
I can't do this becoz of this this and this. I don't want to get up today - or any other day, my life is so bad that I should be taken care of and pampered.

Mr Indecisive
I don't know if I should make up my mind today - what if I make the wrong decision? I'd rather sit on the fence and irritate you for the next 3 years.

Mr Selfish
My friends. My Place. You must... Bring me. You can't go coz you have to spend time with me and my friends.

Mr I'm-so-hot
Chicks dig me. I'm the best thing since sliced bread. I will rock your world. I will make your day by trying to get you into bed the moment we meet.

Mr Pathetic
I'm so lonely. Please, please, please date me.