Thursday, February 15, 2007

The 101 on guys (Part 1)

Mr Whiner
Recognize this?
I can't do this becoz of this this and this. I don't want to get up today - or any other day, my life is so bad that I should be taken care of and pampered.

Mr Indecisive
I don't know if I should make up my mind today - what if I make the wrong decision? I'd rather sit on the fence and irritate you for the next 3 years.

Mr Selfish
My friends. My Place. You must... Bring me. You can't go coz you have to spend time with me and my friends.

Mr I'm-so-hot
Chicks dig me. I'm the best thing since sliced bread. I will rock your world. I will make your day by trying to get you into bed the moment we meet.

Mr Pathetic
I'm so lonely. Please, please, please date me.

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