Friday, April 27, 2007

Date 17: The Drink-A-Jerkoff (English guy)

I seem to attract weirdos. Lots of them.

He got the compliments part right. As the night progressed Mr got turned on and thought that he could share that piece of information with me. Then he really stuck his foot in it by asking me if I would be willing to touch him. It got worse… when I declined “his generous offer”, he ased if he could jerk-off so we could continue the date.

The Explanation:
Guys, unless you know that a girl is the type to just do it with anyone – don’t share. Women are not there for your sexual pleasure. You will treat us with the utmost respect.

The Verdict
No. No. No. No. No. No. No…

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